How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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