I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
handjob tips. give me some.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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