my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize