He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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