I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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