She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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