And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
