another moral hangover. fuck.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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