why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much Jack, so little girl.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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