we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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