I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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