i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
