She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
ttyl tear gas
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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