none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i out mim tonsoeep
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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