I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Randomize
