Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Who died my cat blue again?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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