My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
