You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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