There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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