used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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