girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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