i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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