...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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