He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
barbara walters just said penis...
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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