We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
