Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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