these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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