The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The power of my boobs compel you
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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