Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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