I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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