So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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