I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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