Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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