Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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