He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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