y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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