problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I want to have your abortion
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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