So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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