He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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