laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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