He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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