woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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