Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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