Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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