Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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