talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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