I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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