I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Everyone says I win the strip club
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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