..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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