You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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