I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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