That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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