Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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