id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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